She Thinks Jail is Only for Murderers

How do we reward convicted felons? We have them grace magazine covers of course! Lindsay Lohan, just fresh out of house arrest, is on the August cover of Vanity Fair Italia, looking just as uncaring and trashy as ever. The cheap, slutty clothes, the bleach blonde hair, the over-the-top eye make-up, the vacant expression on this Mean Girls' face truly helps to encapsulate all that is wrong with our society. I'm sorry, but the girl doesn't look healthy and there is no way I'm about to believe that she's seen the error of her ways. Now keep in mind, this photo shoot took place while Lohan was still under house arrest, which would explain why her ankles are never shown. Wouldn't want that bracelet of hers ruining the picture or anything.

Lohan doesn't disappoint in proclaiming utterly ridiculous words of wisdom during her interview. On her thoughts of jail she states, “Unless you’re a killer, I don’t see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself.” She must be referring to the multiple times she was driving drunk/high (they are interchangeable with her) or perhaps she's referring to the time when she clipped a baby in a stroller....or maybe it's all the stuff she's stolen throughout the years. Yes, she's clearly only a danger to herself and no one else. Our justice system seems to be dropping the ball quite often these days...Casey Anthony and Lindsay should start a Facebook group. And as if that isn't enough, during the interview Lohan brings out a pink fur jacket and a gun stating, "I’ve got a permit to carry a firearm, but it’s not loaded, I keep it in the house in case someone tries to get in." I think we've got bigger things to worry about -- like Lohan trying to get out.